GAAA, why??? I swear to god it's only 9:30 and my day has been shattered! I first wake up to the sound of rain, I think what's that? It couldn't possibly be rain because I specifically checked the weather last night so I could plan my day. Cloudy, high 21 it said, but noooo, it lied! So now I have a biking trip planned, and even if it's not raining my backside is going to get soaked from all the puddles! Curses I swear under my breath.
I go downstairs to watch Regis and Kelly for some mindless entertainment feeling lucky that I got up early enough to watch, but wait, Kelly has been replaced by so horrible singer person who doesn't shut up and so I am forced to actually turn the tv off. I suppose these things aren't too bad.
Then the dentist phones. Oh I have an appointment this friday do I? Greeeat. Who hasn't been flossing regularly? Me of course. Usually I have more notice and do the two week floss every two minute trick and it sometimes fools them. I don't have a chance now, I'll get the lecture. Actually I've found a way to bypass their typical question of how often do you floss? I've just started saying "not often enough" which seems to get no further lecturing about the dire need for better dental hygiene.
So of course this has all occurred at once, then I look out the window. Wait a minute where did the van go? Crap. Apparently today is the day we decided to get our air conditioning fixed. Another plan out the window.
And just minutes ago my mother suddenly declares that she is going up to the cottage a day early so her friend and her fat annoying kids can go there for the day. Since I don't want to go up there early, or entertain the Godzilla children (they are my age), I'll have to stay behind until thursday, which I am none too pleased.
So this is what has happened all before 9:30. And yet I truly fear since the day is still so young what else could possibly happen. Perhaps I can be hit by a car while biking, or maybe choke to death on a muffin, really the possibilities are endless. I just have one last thing to say...
I am never getting up early again!
I go downstairs to watch Regis and Kelly for some mindless entertainment feeling lucky that I got up early enough to watch, but wait, Kelly has been replaced by so horrible singer person who doesn't shut up and so I am forced to actually turn the tv off. I suppose these things aren't too bad.
Then the dentist phones. Oh I have an appointment this friday do I? Greeeat. Who hasn't been flossing regularly? Me of course. Usually I have more notice and do the two week floss every two minute trick and it sometimes fools them. I don't have a chance now, I'll get the lecture. Actually I've found a way to bypass their typical question of how often do you floss? I've just started saying "not often enough" which seems to get no further lecturing about the dire need for better dental hygiene.
So of course this has all occurred at once, then I look out the window. Wait a minute where did the van go? Crap. Apparently today is the day we decided to get our air conditioning fixed. Another plan out the window.
And just minutes ago my mother suddenly declares that she is going up to the cottage a day early so her friend and her fat annoying kids can go there for the day. Since I don't want to go up there early, or entertain the Godzilla children (they are my age), I'll have to stay behind until thursday, which I am none too pleased.
So this is what has happened all before 9:30. And yet I truly fear since the day is still so young what else could possibly happen. Perhaps I can be hit by a car while biking, or maybe choke to death on a muffin, really the possibilities are endless. I just have one last thing to say...
I am never getting up early again!
Katie needed a life at 9:31 a.m.
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Oh and I forgot to add I had a horrible sleep last night! I moved my bed against another wall, so it was basically opposite to what I was used to (wall on right nothing on left.) Twice last night I rolled over and smashed my forehead into the wall on the left because I didn't remember I had moved my bed. Phil I was semi-conscious don't roll your eyes!
awwww fear not dear pixie. the twiglet (tis i) is determined in her quest for a biking adventure... we WILL bike come rain or shine... see for i on the other hand did not rise before 9:30 but a half hour ago instead. and yea... i got a blog.. which is why my first entry is all about why i like contradicting myself :-P
see you in an hour and a half
muah tootles
Ah, I have snagged another one into the life of blogging. Hmm, maybe I should eat before we go biking...seriously our butts are going to get so wet! Damn puddles
that's a good tip about what to tell those nagging hygenists...I am going to use it the next time I go...
I laughed pretty hard when I read the floss thing, I was in a similar quandry couple of weeks ago and I just said 'I havn't flossed for about six months and I drink alot of red wine and bourbon' my dentist was actually quite receptive as she liked the honesty, as she always gets the lame excuses. Hope your arses didn't get too badly done, by the inclement weather, funny girls.
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