Over the past few days I've been thinking. Yes I know tis a dangerous thing, but I think I've decided to change my name to Stress-Sponge Girl!
Yes, I have the incredible ability to absorb other people's stress! The other super heroes think my power is useless, but I beg to differ. With this ability, I can double my own stress levels by being around a group of stressed individuals. Once I absorb their stress I get super human powers like...the inability to eat, constant headaches, nausea, fatigue, shaking, and the inability to sleep..to name a few!
Though I haven't perfected my powers yet, since I can absorb their stress but not actually make any of theirs go away. If anything I increase their stress! But alas I am a fledging super hero. I still have years to perfect my powers!
Of course I'll have to stay away from Stressy McGee, and Captain Angermanagement, otherwise I'll blow up. Minor details minor details. However, my cambodian super hero twin, neary the great, has the same powers except she's perfected the whole removing stress from your life part. Oh if only I could be as powerful! One day I'll make you proud sis..okay that sounded weird.
hehe oh well, if today doesn't kill me it'll only make me stron...well, no it'll probably weaken me so I have a nervous breakdown, but I'll join powers with neary and all will be well!
OH NO! I thought I heard something behind that bush..no..no....stay back Stressy!...this isn't funny..cap...captain angermanagement?? what are you tw...no get back! you'll kill me....ahhhhhhh
{to be continued...}
Yes, I have the incredible ability to absorb other people's stress! The other super heroes think my power is useless, but I beg to differ. With this ability, I can double my own stress levels by being around a group of stressed individuals. Once I absorb their stress I get super human powers like...the inability to eat, constant headaches, nausea, fatigue, shaking, and the inability to sleep..to name a few!
Though I haven't perfected my powers yet, since I can absorb their stress but not actually make any of theirs go away. If anything I increase their stress! But alas I am a fledging super hero. I still have years to perfect my powers!
Of course I'll have to stay away from Stressy McGee, and Captain Angermanagement, otherwise I'll blow up. Minor details minor details. However, my cambodian super hero twin, neary the great, has the same powers except she's perfected the whole removing stress from your life part. Oh if only I could be as powerful! One day I'll make you proud sis..okay that sounded weird.
hehe oh well, if today doesn't kill me it'll only make me stron...well, no it'll probably weaken me so I have a nervous breakdown, but I'll join powers with neary and all will be well!
OH NO! I thought I heard something behind that bush..no..no....stay back Stressy!...this isn't funny..cap...captain angermanagement?? what are you tw...no get back! you'll kill me....ahhhhhhh
{to be continued...}
Katie needed a life at 10:56 a.m.
4 Comments:
lol, aww katie!! I need to buy you a punching bag and get you to listen to some music. A nice quiet walk also works wonders but if you really feel psycho (like me) then just scream into a pillow..sure, your family memebers will kinda look at you odd (I did this while in the living room) but then you kinda start laughing at the expresssions on their faces...hahahhaAHAHAHAHAAH. It's fun creeping out your family ;D. Don't worry, everything is going to be A-ok, chin up ol pal :).
damn you neary the great! stop out shinning me with your stress absorbing powers! lol,thanks neary I'll scream into my pink bear...or pig as most people seem to think hehe 8:10 neary. :)
LOL ok now I see what you meant by "neary the great" :P..talk to you again tomorrow and thanks for driving me home!!
Power #2 the art of confusion! ha, at least I have highly developed that skill! hehe, good luck again neary!! Remember no smoking or alcohol. and ice ice ice! plus drugs.
I know! I'll write you an email when I'm half out of it! hehe oh this should be good. I need sleep.
kate signing off once again
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