Happy New Years!

Let me begin by saying HAPPY 2006 everyone! Personally, I feel like I've been living in 2006 for the last 5 months but hey now it's official.

For New Years I went to Casey's. Other than her and myself, there was Neary, Kim and her fiance ..Steve...Jim...John? I honestly forget. After eating, we all sat down for a rousing game of "Simpsons" LIFE. Yeah Neary and I had never played which became quite obvious when I ended up being Mayor Quimby with only a 20,000$ salary and a house that cost 180,000$. I was also the only player who managed to acquire two children ( I later drowned them and my husband in the Springfield river).

We spent half the time talking about men, or other random topics (poor steve...or Tom, men dont like talking about men- who knew?) Neary actually won the game by 20, 000$ (beating steve at the last minute). After that we started watching the thrilling movie D.E.B.S. and eventually we watched the ball drop with Carson Daily.

I slept over at Casey's and in the morning was woken up by her dog trying to break down the bedroom door. Casey made eggs for breakfast which miraculously she didnt burn (hehe neary...). I eventually came home and just crashed. Exciting.

So yeah that was that. I hope the rest of you crazy people didn't get too drunk during the celebrations. *cough* and may I just say Peach Schnapps goes down waaaayy tooo easily...

Anyway, in other news, my House buddy Neil, has left some more excellent House songs which I will now dutifully post. So a big thanks again to Neil....

Take A Pill

(sung to Let It Snow...extended version)

Oh, the pain in your leg is frightful
And your bedside manner spiteful
But since you need to cure the ill
Take a pill! Take a pill! Take a pill!

Now Stacey thinks you're vile
'Cause you snooped in her file
But since she won't say she loves you still
Take a pill! Take a pill! Take a pill!

Now you know you probably shouldn't
Take another Vicoden today
But there's rumor going around
That you and Wilson are gay

So you down a bottle of whiskey
It ain't your fault that Stacey's pissy
'Cause Mark can't fit the bill
Take a pill! Take a pill! Take a pill!

Now we've heard that you and Chase
sent a patient to eternal rest
And you'll need to save your job
Just pry your eyes off Cuddy's chest.

Now we wondered if you were sane
When you jabbed that man with your cane
But House we really love you still
So Take a pill!Take a pill! Take a pill!


Steve The Agouti Rat

(sung to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Steve the agouti rat
Had a very crooked neck
And if you ever saw it
You would say “What the heck!?”

All of the other rats
Used to tease and give him snark
So poor Steve the agouti rat
Had to move in with Stacey and Mark

Then one sunny, fateful day
Dr. Greg House did come and say
“Steve, with your neck tilted to the right,
Let me fix you up..this just ain't right.”

All the other rats were jealous
Turning green with envy
'Cause Steve the agouti rat
He'll go down in history...
And he's now a star on T.V...
And co-stars with Hugh Laurie...
YEAH!